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'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!

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Fridge, microwave, stovetop, dishwasher
Terrace/patio
Exterior
2 bedrooms, internet, bed sheets
TV, DVD player, books, video library

Reviews

8.6 out of 10

Excellent

Entire apartment

2 bedrooms3 bathroomsSleeps 61000 sq ft

Popular amenities

  • Parking available
    Parking available
  • Pet friendly
    Pet friendly
  • Outdoor Space
    Outdoor Space
  • Kitchen
    Kitchen
  • Water view
    Water view

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!

Enjoy the ultimate Oregon experience with a stay at this Astoria vacation rental! Located in 'The Astoria Painted Lady,' this one-of-a-kind apartment unit offers 2 beds, 2.5 bathrooms, a unique interior and an unbeatable location. Vibrant colors welcome you to the Victorian-style house, situated atop a picturesque hill overlooking the tranquil waters of the Columbia River. Spend an afternoon sipping fresh coffee on the porch or head out to explore the shore and venture around downtown Astoria!

-- THE PROPERTY --

Dogs Welcome w/ Fee | Private Viewing Porch | Across from Columbia River

‘The Astoria Painted Lady’ will serve as an idyllic and memorable home base for couples, close friends, and small families as they explore the oldest settlement west of the Rocky Mountains!

Bedroom 1: Queen Bed | Bedroom 2: Queen Bed | Library: Full Sleeper Sofa

OUTDOORS: Spacious covered porch, large side yard, outdoor seating, forested hillside surroundings, Columbia River views, vibrant colors & Victorian architecture
KITCHEN: Fully equipped, cooking essentials, dishware & glassware, coffee maker, toaster, microwave, stove/oven, fridge, dishwasher, 6-seat wooden dining table
INDOORS: Large picture windows, tasteful decor, TV w/ DVD player & movie collection, well-stocked library, board games, 2.5 bathrooms (1 shower temporarily unavailable)
GENERAL: Free WiFi, central heating, box fans provided, complimentary toiletries, hair dryer, keyless entry, self check-in
FAQ: No A/C, 2 exterior security cameras, pet fee (paid pre-trip), quiet hours (10:00 PM-8:00 AM)
ACCESSIBILITY: Single-story apartment, exterior staircase required to enter, steep interior stairs required to access the unit
PARKING: Parking lot (2-3 vehicles), free street parking

*NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit of this building*

-- THE LOCATION --

DOWNTOWN: Restaurants, coffee shops, art galleries, antique & specialty shops, East Mooring Basin Boat Ramp (0.8 mies), Astoria Riverwalk (1.1 miles), The Astoria Column (2.1 miles), Astoria-Megler Bridge (5.1 miles), Columbia River Maritime Museum (1.5 miles)
HISTORIC SITES: Lewis and Clark National Historical Park (7.0 miles), Fort Clatsop State Park (7.0 miles), Fort Columbia Historical State Park (9.7 miles), Fort Stevens State Park (10.1 miles)
GET OUTSIDE: Cathedral Tree Trailhead (0.3 miles), Alderbrook Park (1.4 miles), Shivley Park (1.8 miles), Saddle Mountain Trailhead (27.6 miles), Ecola State Park (28.1 miles)
ON THE COAST: Sunset Beach Recreation Site (13.0 miles), Del Ray Beach State Recreation Site (15.9 miles), Waikiki Beach (20.6 miles), Long Beach Boardwalk (20.8 miles)
NEARBY TOWNS: Seaside (18.1 miles), Cannon Beach (26.8 miles), Cathlamet (49.9 miles)
AIRPORT: Portland International Airport (96.1 miles)

-- REST EASY WITH US --

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-- POLICIES --

- No smoking of any kind inside our home, on the front porch, and in most of the yard. Please confine your smoking to the area around the mailbox
- Dog friendly w/ $50 fee (+ fees & taxes, maximum 1 dog allowed, no cats allowed)
- No events, parties or large gatherings. Due to the quiet location and out of respect for tenants & neighbors, loud parties are not permitted
- Must be at least 25 years old to book
- Additional fees and taxes may apply
- Photo ID may be required upon check-in
- NOTE: This property may not be suitable for small children
- NOTE: Please observe quiet hours between 10:00 PM-8:00 AM
- NOTE: A long-term tenant resides in the lower level unit. Please be respectful of them and observe the quiet hours noted above
​- NOTE: Other than accessing the entries to the unit, the backyard is only available to the long-term tenant. You can use the front yard & side areas to relax, walk your dog, etc
- NOTE: The maximum occupancy is 6 people. This includes daytime & nighttime guests. Exceeding the maximum occupancy will not be permitted and can result in fines or eviction
- NOTE: This single-story apartment requires the use of an exterior staircase to enter and steep interior stairs to access the 2nd-floor unit. You can avoid the second set of stairs by entering through the back door. We recommend you use the front door when you first arrive, & then find the back door to use when hauling in your luggage
- NOTE: This property does not offer air conditioning; however, several box fans are provided
- NOTE: Your safety matters. This property features 2 exterior security cameras. Camera 1 is at the front door and faces the front entrance and porch. Camera 2 is at the back door facing the entry steps. The cameras are outward-facing and do not look into interior spaces. Both cameras record video and sound when activated by motion
- NOTE: One of the showers is temporarily unavailable for use

Property manager

Evolve

Languages

English, French, German, Spanish

Property amenities

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Internet access

Parking and transportation

  • Street parking available
  • Car recommended
  • Parking on site

Kitchen

  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Refrigerator
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • 2 bedrooms
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 2.5 private bathrooms
  • Free toiletries
  • Hair dryer
  • Towels provided

Entertainment

  • Books
  • DVD player
  • Games
  • Library
  • TV
  • Video library

Outdoor areas

  • Garden
  • Porch
  • Yard

Comfort

  • Heating

Pets

  • Pet friendly

Suitability/Accessibility

  • Smoke-free property

Location highlights

  • Near the sea

Things to do

  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Motor boating nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector (host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property)
  • Smoke detector (host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • Fire extinguisher

General

  • Garden
  • Property does not allow children
  • Unit size: 1,000 square feet
Miscellaneous
Historic Astoria Waterfront Views & Vintage Vibes
Kitchen
Dryer
Free WiFi
Parking available
10.0 out of 10, Exceptional, (28)
Historic Astoria Waterfront Views & Vintage Vibes

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 4:00 PM
Minimum check-in age: 25

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

Pets allowed
Service animals are welcome, and are exempt from fees
Note from host: A maximum of 1 pet is allowed.

Children and extra beds

This property does not allow children

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has indicated there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property
Host has indicated there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a fire extinguisher
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation

We should mention

A car is recommended for transportation to and from this property

Property is also known as

astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w River View Apartment
Painted Lady' Historic Apt Apartment
astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w River View
Painted Lady' Historic Apt
'astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! Astoria
'astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! Apartment
285713

About the neighborhood

Map
Astoria, OR

What's nearby

  • Liberty Theater - 3 min drive
  • Columbia River Maritime Museum - 3 min drive
  • Oregon Film Museum - 4 min drive
  • Astoria Riverfront Trolley - 7 min drive
  • Astoria Column - 7 min drive

Getting around

  • Astoria, OR (AST-Astoria Regional) - 15 min drive

Restaurants

  • ‪Fort George Brewery + Public House - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Desdemona Club - ‬10 min walk
  • ‪The Growler Guys - ‬15 min walk
  • ‪Custard King - ‬3 min drive
  • ‪Coffee Girl - ‬4 min drive

Frequently asked questions

Is 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! pet-friendly?

Yes, pets are allowed at this property.

What time is check-in at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!?

Check-in begins at 4:00 PM.

What time is check-out at 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View!?

Check-out is at 11:00 AM.

Where is 'Astoria Painted Lady' Historic Apt w/ River View! located?

Situated by the sea, this apartment building is within 1 mi (2 km) of Uppertown Firefighters Museum and The Children's Museum, Columbia Memorial Hospital, and Hanthorn Cannery Museum. Astoria Aquatic Center and Astoria Column are also within 1 mi (2 km).

Reviews

8.6

Excellent

Rating 10 - Excellent. 45 out of 75 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 16 out of 75 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 7 out of 75 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 5 out of 75 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 2 out of 75 reviews" "

8.8/10

Cleanliness

8.6/10

Amenities

7.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

Reviews

8/10 Good

Phil T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great view, spacious, nice furnishings
Near the top of the town, close to restaurants and shopping. Tenants live downstairs and were quiet most of the time; sometimes we could hear them talking, but that's to be expected in an old Victorian, and that means they could hear us. We have only one complaint: when walking from the parking area to the back stair entrance to the apartment, one needs to walk across the back lawn, and the flagstones that could be used are half-buried and not flat in the lawn, which has ruts and holes that one has to be very careful not to twist an ankle on.
Stayed 6 nights in Sep 2024

6/10 Okay

Amalia J.

Quiet peaceful
It was a quiet peaceful stay… didn’t like that bedsheets and pillows were a little worn and smelled like it was just used by someone else and not washed. It was just a place where we slept and showered.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2024

10/10 Excellent

Denise M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Overall good experience
The property could have been a little cleaner. Dog poop in the yard and cobwebs up high (we do understand they are in hard to reach places) and on the patio. We did find a big spider in the house. It was a great location and a fun old house in a quiet neighborhood. We would stay here again for sure.
Stayed 7 nights in Aug 2024

6/10 Okay

Michaelene S.

The Pros, Cons & the in-between:
Pros: Rented for 2 days to explore Astoria. A charming Victorian house, w/ ample bathrooms, nice kitchen, & great view of Columbia river fr kitchen. Eat breakfast & watch ships. Kitchen was adequately stocked with spices & coffee (no decaf). Rooms are so pretty, felt like a fairy princess. Lights on canopy bed would not work, bummer, because they were beautiful. Cons: Lots of stairs, very difficult. Black berry bushes overgrown stair landing & caused more than one bleeder. Walkway & stairs to parking were broken, wobbly situation. Lots of mole damage in grass area, hard to navigate w/ heavy luggage. 1 bathroom in middle of remodel, no disclosure in listing. Light bulb above sink was not working. This place has 3 bathrooms & one attached to canopy room was in the middle of remodel, so my friend had to trapse thru house in towels when showering, a bit awkward as the 3rd bathroom is thru kitchen, which has large windows & no coverings. Main flat where you will stay is middle floor, balcony is accessible thru narrow stairwell down to 1st floor shares with private residence, awkward, door & walls are thin. We did not use balcony - chairs on are not comfortable. Kitchen chairs uncomfortable impossible to do computer work. No shades on kitchen windows, & only one could barley open for fresh air. Balcony is shared with private tenant & that seemed weird to be out there next to their living room, when they have their front door open, consequently we didn’t use it at all.
Stayed 2 nights in Jul 2024

10/10 Excellent

deborah w., Bremerton, Wa

Liked: Cleanliness
Lovely Victorian in quiet, scenic location Tue
The Painted Lady earned her name for the vivid blue exterior which stands out in a quiet NE neighborhood overlooking historic Astoria and the Columbia River. The second story apartment has high ceilings, multiple tall windows and a Victorian ambiance. The kitchen and is a wonderful place to gather around the dining table for good food, conversation and views of the marine traffic below. Except for the dim bedside reading lights, it was perfect. Come prepared with food and drink because the closest grocery stores and restaurants are a minimum of a 10-minute walk away.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2023

10/10 Excellent

Jennifer H., Kamloops

Liked: Cleanliness
Goonies getaway!
Great location just a few blocks from the Goonies house in Astoria - perfect place for a fan to stay! Beautiful property, perfectly situated near grocery store, nature trail, places of interest yet still quiet and peaceful.
Stayed 6 nights in Aug 2023

8/10 Good

Karen C.

Old Victorian
Old Victorian home converted into an apartment. Furniture is old and worn out. Mistresses very uncomfortable. Lots of stairs to climb.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2023

10/10 Excellent

Corinne K.

Liked: Cleanliness
A Peaceful Weekend Away
House was extremely clean and well-organized. Everything we needed was on hand and easy to find. Communication was great and the check-in and check-out processes were very simple. The house was in a quiet location but just a few blocks off the main drag, easily accessible to restaurants and shops. And the best part was the sea lion lullabies! Those suckers are LOUD. Would definitely stay there again!
Stayed 2 nights in May 2023

6/10 Okay

Allyson H.

Lovely view, but needs some updates.
Pros: The historic painted lady is adorable, and has a lovely river view and lots of sea lion sounds. Communication and self check-in were easy to follow. We were able to bring our small dog, and there were thoughtful touches for her, like doggy towels and poo bags, as well as food and water bowls. The cleanliness was very good in the more important areas: bathrooms, kitchen, bedding, towels. The neighborhood was quiet. Cons: There are a lot of tchockies and fabrics throughout that are quite outdated and dusty, and there is a fairly heavy chemical cleanser/scent, so we had to keep the windows open to avoid headaches. We were also so disappointed that the clawfoot tub was not available for use, as this was a selling point for us. The main drawback was the beds; the mattresses are way too firm and broken down. I resorted to sleeping curled up on the couch 2 nights, just to avoid a trip to the chiropractor. For me, the cons outweighed the pros, so I will stay elsewhere on my next visit to Astoria.
Stayed 3 nights in Mar 2023

10/10 Excellent

Kate C.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful Painted Lady
Quaint home, just as described, beautiful view, well fitted out, very comfortable stay.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2022

10/10 Excellent

Cindy P.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful home
Our first time in Astoria, OR. What a charming city. The house was very comfortable and well supplied. The location was perfect! We will definitely be visiting again in the future.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2022

10/10 Excellent

Barbara B.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful!
What a beautiful place to stay! Great decor, comfy beds, great kitchen with a fabulous view. Will definitely return.
Stayed 3 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Erin S.

Liked: Cleanliness
Great stay!
As a group of six adults, we really enjoyed the location, the views, the ease to get to various locations nearby on foot... The house was a little tight with six adults, as two had to stay on the fold out couch in the common area, and we did not really have a spot to enjoy the outdoors since the yard is for the long-term tenant. That would be my only wish/suggestion is to have outdoor space to be able to hang out and spread out. Overall the stay was great! There's more than enough space for four adults! Plenty of bathrooms!
Stayed 2 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Drew

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities
Stayed 4 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Marta M., PDX

Liked: Cleanliness
Happy 75th birthday party!
"She is a beautiful painted Lady!" We loved every quaint room! So excited to read this old girl is having a new exterior paint job this May! 2022. Looking forward to the 3rd bath shower fine' as well. Seeking quiet and found it! Cheers, the Millard clan
Stayed 2 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

Juanita D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Cozy weekend getaway
This property was just right for 2 couples for a weekend. Both cozy and functional. Kitchen is well appointed and bright. And a lovely view of the Columbia!
Stayed 2 nights in Feb 2022

8/10 Good

Jessie R.

Liked: Cleanliness
Painted Lady Astoria
Fantastic location, beautiful views. Lots of stairs. We came during an unusual snow storm and both the walkway and steps to the porch were treacherously icy. No shovel or ice melt available. We went and looked to purchase ourselves and none to be found! Fortunately, it all melted off by the last full day we were there. We had an AWD drive car, which was quite helpful and definitely recommended in the snow on the hills in the neighborhood. The snow was beautiful, but made everything a bit harder, especially without access to a shovel/ice melt. House was as expected, comfortable enough for us! We loved the view! It was quite chilly in the house when we arrived, but it warmed up quickly and was nice and cozy! Excellent shower pressure! House was very clean. Some of the outlets didn't appear to work. They were very accommodating to us when we asked to allow my 65+ yr old parents to be able to visit us during the day (since covid numbers were high again), exceeding our allowed guest count. We really appreciated that last minute accommodation! Overall, great visit, thank you!
Stayed 5 nights in Dec 2021

8/10 Good

John

Traveled with group, Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Really liked having nice big kitchen for gathering place and ease for 5 or 6 people to comfortably staying together.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2021

10/10 Excellent

Drew

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Wonderfully appointed property with great views of the Columbia River and handy to activities in Astoria.
Stayed 3 nights in Sep 2021

8/10 Good

John G.

Liked: Cleanliness
Quaint but small
The Painted Lady is a quaint and quiet place to stay in Astoria. The owners are very helpful and accommodating. We we had last minute guest shifts that were easily and pleasantly addressed. Ultimately we were only 3 staying in the unit and felt that any more would have been overcrowded. The steps up to the unit are very steep and we couldn't find an outside light for illumination. Altho there are 3 beds, the third is a sofa bed, in the living room, and the one sleeping there either sets the bedtime for the group or is at the mercy of any night owls! If you are in Astoria for its charm and history, this could be a great little place to stay; for us it was perfectly adequate.
Stayed 3 nights in Aug 2021

10/10 Excellent

Verified traveler

Traveled with group, Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Very lovely place to stay in Astoria. Would stay at again. It has character. Lots of steep stairs to get to floor. Each bedroom has it's own bathroom with third bathroom off dining room area. Great view from dining room.
Stayed 2 nights in Aug 2021

4/10 Poor

Kelleen D.

Disliked: Cleanliness
Unsafe home
The website photos were accurate and showed an older, unique, two-bedroom home. We enjoyed the view and the beds were comfortable. The home, however, was not safe. The front stairs were extremely dangerous, with the top step loose and attached with tar paper (see photo), loose steps which have tar paper and other debris piled on (photo) and a hand rail for the second story landing about 18" high. Inside there are two walls with exposed insulation and studs and a bathroom under construction (see photo) and another with black mold in the shower. Renting a home in such disrepair for over $450 a night was a disappointment, to say the least.
Stayed 4 nights in Jul 2021

10/10 Excellent

Alex D.

Liked: Cleanliness
Fun and unique place to stay and explore the town of Astoria
We had a great experience. The house is in good condition, and is in a great location for exploring Astoria. We liked the location on Irving, just far enough out of the main strip of town to be quiet, yet close enough to explore the sites. We loved the old, Victorian “painted lady” style architecture. Would definitely stay here again and will recommend to friends.
Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2021

10/10 Excellent

Naomi T.

Liked: Cleanliness
Must Stay!
The location was perfect! The house was so amazing. The first thing we saw when we pulled in was a deer in the backyard area. It was so picturesque. Astoria is wonderful town to visit also. So many beautiful things to see. We recommend this beautiful home 100%. A trip we will never forget♥️

10/10 Excellent

Melissa E.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful Victorian with Great Views
Such a quaint house with everything you need to have a lovely weekend in Astoria. They thought of everything. The kitchen is so well equipped as are the rooms. One bathroom was under construction but it was fine you could use the toilet and the sink and there were two other full baths. The masks on the wall are a little scary but otherwise the house is beautiful. Thanks!